Terms of Service & Legal Stuff

Effective Date: January 1, 2025

1. AGREEMENT TO TERMS

By accessing and using this website (theunimpressivegentleman.com), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you don't agree, please don't use our site. It's that simple.

2. WHO WE ARE

The Unimpressive Gentleman is operated by [Your Legal Business Name], a [State] [LLC/Corporation]. We sell t-shirts. That's about it.

3. PURCHASES AND PAYMENT

• All sales are final. No returns, no exchanges, no takesie-backsies.
• Prices are in USD and include applicable taxes.
• We accept major credit cards and other payment methods as displayed.
• You must be 18 or older to make purchases, or have parental permission.

4. SHIPPING AND DELIVERY

• We'll ship your order to the address you provide. Make sure it's correct.
• Shipping times are estimates, not guarantees.
• Risk of loss passes to you upon delivery to the carrier.

5. PRODUCT INFORMATION

• We try to display colors and images accurately, but your screen might show things differently.
• Product descriptions are our best effort to be accurate and honest.

6. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

• All content on this site, including our logo, designs, and text, belongs to us.
• Don't steal our stuff. We're not impressive enough to warrant counterfeiting anyway.

7. PRIVACY

• We collect minimal personal information necessary to process orders.
• We don't sell your information to third parties.
• See our Privacy Policy for details.

8. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR PRODUCTS AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.

9. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE UNIMPRESSIVE GENTLEMAN BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF YOUR USE OF OUR SITE OR PRODUCTS.

10. GOVERNING LAW

These terms are governed by the laws of [Your State], without regard to conflict of law principles.

11. CHANGES TO TERMS

We may update these terms occasionally. Continued use of the site means you accept any changes.

12. CONTACT INFORMATION

Questions about these terms? Email us at contact@unimpressivegentleman.com

PRIVACY POLICY

We collect your name, address, email, and payment information to process orders. We use secure payment processors and don't store credit card information. We may send order updates and occasional marketing emails (you can unsubscribe). We don't sell or share your personal information with third parties except as necessary to fulfill orders or as required by law.